STRANGE BEDFELLOWS- Harima Badu Hayak
Posted on January 20th, 2010
Malin Abeyatunge
New Democratic Front (NDF) comprised of harima Badu Hayak namely UNP, JVP, Mangala, Hakeem, Ganeshan and Sarath Fonseka looks a real achcharu. People are waiting to see how these Harima Badu Haya going to compromise their ideological and political differences and their personalities. UNP led by Ranil is no doubt ultra capitalistic and apes the west. JVP led by Somawansa is ultra Marxist leaning more towards the communist block. Where does Mangala stand? No where as he has no policy or political ideology but opportunism is his key necessity. Hakeem a Muslim fundamentalist and opportunist who will take any side where his thoppiya turns for self benefit. Mano an ultra LTTE supporter but turned silent after the defeat of LTTE , yet he is still an Eelam apologist. Then comes Sarath Fonseka who is sandwiched among these five. He is a novice in politics and he will be a puppet on a string dancing in all FIVE directions according to the needs of UNP, JVP, Mangala, Hakeem and Mano. One can imagine how the poor SF -Puppet will end up after getting pulled from five different directions.
ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚ Well, when it comes to their personalities it will be interesting see what their sexual preferences are. I would group them into following. Ranil and Mangala who loves ƒÆ’‚¢ƒ¢-¡‚¬ƒ…-weta KOLUƒÆ’‚¢ƒ¢-¡‚¬ƒ”š‚; Sarath Fonseka who lovesƒÆ’‚¢ƒ¢-¡‚¬ƒ¢-¾‚¢ LADIES FingersƒÆ’‚¢ƒ¢-¡‚¬ƒ”š‚; Hakeem will have no problem as he can have four wives; Somawansa ƒÆ’‚¢ƒ¢-¡‚¬ƒ…-Aasai namuth karAganta baaƒÆ’‚¢ƒ¢-¡‚¬ƒ”š‚ (loves but canƒÆ’‚¢ƒ¢-¡‚¬ƒ¢-¾‚¢t) and may be with Mano anything goes as he is the youngest bloke among them.
ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚ It will be interesting to see at the end of the day how these six characters compromise and reconcile their differences.
ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚ Malin Abeyatunge
January 20th, 2010 at 3:56 pm
If Mr.Fonseka wins on 26th, Sri Lanka is heading for a period of destabilisation and violence. The team Fonseka will start to fight each other from morning of 27th of January. Sampanthan will demand his pound of flesh in form of Nort and East merger, hoping it will lead to final Eelam war in next generation. Mano Will start to agitate, wearing his traditional Eelam map T-Shirt, demanding piece of Colombo district. Ravi Karunanayaka will be finding foreign buyers for state assets at bagain basement prices. Ranil will be praying Mr.Fonseka will meet an untimely death, so that he can step in to Presidency. Mangala will start a compaign of revenge on his political opponents. Somawansa will organise his goons for next revolution.
It will be a Hydra.(The Greek Mythology, woman with many snakes growing of her head.) We will head to be next Sudan, Somalia or Congo! The USA, UK and other so called Western powers will say Gothcha!!! I pray with all my heart, for the sake of the next generation, Sri Lankans will be wise enough to reject these oppotunistic, unprincipaled elements and re elect Mahinda Rajapaksa. We have come to cross roads, choose wisely for the sake of our children. My vote is for the man who gave us a chance to live with dignity, safety and peace, MAHINDA RAJAPAKSA.