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Prabha Phobia - Razzmatazz that boomeranged on Giri

By: Walter Rajaratne in Sydney

Had Admiral Sandagiri had a sigh of relief that his days of misery was over, regrettably, on the early hours of 23rd Jan, he was awoken to a vicious and nightmarish sight of ever radiant Prabhakaran attired in his business suit with a Dracula smile across his lips sending the much awaited photo opportunity through the Norwegian Peace Brigade, in their first post Tsunami Safari tour in the Tiger Land.

Flanked by his ventriloquist, Anthony Balasingham, Thamil Selvan and the whole mob of Nordic Salmon eaters, Prabha has uttered the customary complain to the international community, the mendacious and inequitable aid distribution of the GOSL as the only hindrance to peace.

The admiral is reminded that he shall be the Chief of Armed Services of the ba,nana re’public of Sri Lanka, until the other commander who has not heard a report of gunfire throughout his career, commanding over a hundred thousand standing Johnny Batta Fodders, counting his fingers at the top job through the allegiance to his old buddies Bradman and company when they kick the ass out of the dame running amok, mesmerised at the sight of the post Tsunami downpour of aids bucketing down to her exclusive coffer.

Duped by the highly classified secret report, fabricated flights of fancy, compiled by Thomsons without P in his intelligence units, Giri got muddled up in everything. When making a tempest in a teapot one must get ready to eat the humble pie too. As for the poor people of the country it’s a matter of time before Surya Theivam unleashed his belated second coming of Tsunami, the march to Eelam. Keep your dinghies ready for the strategic withdrawal of 40,000 Battas from the Eelam in the not too distant future.



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