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Water Crisis started two weeks ago- why is Hansen Bauer rushing in to “solve” the water crisis now?

Ramanie de Zoysa

Firstly I appeal to all people to refrain from using the Tamil bastardisation of the name Mahaweli Oya- the Mavil aru. From time immemorial this tributary of the Great Mahaweli River has been Mahaweli Oya. When we appoint Tamils ONLY to the governance mechanisms in so-called Tamil “traditional areas” to appease so-called Tamil ‘aspirations’ (which is nothing other than to have a mono-ethnic Tamil enclave wherever they can) our Sinhala archaeological heritage gets excavated and destroyed, our Sinhala place names get bastardised and the bastardised names are registered in government documents and our Sinhala history gets systematically wiped out. This is why we must ‘Die rather than Devolve’ in Sri Lanka.

Hanssen Bauer -Why the indecent haste now?

Coming back to the story, the Tamil racist thugs, the LTTE, shut down the Mahaweli Oya sluice gates two weeks ago. The 30,000 subsistence farmers have been without drinking water let alone water for their crops for two weeks now. Not a peep was heard from the SLMM, Hanssen Bauer or Solheim about the rights or wrongs of the LTTE action nor was there any humanitarian aid forthcoming from these quarters to the farming population who were set to starve to death. The Sri Lankan Government fully backed by the patriotic and civilised sections of the Nation was alone on its journey almost reaching the sluice gates amidst deadly attacks from the Tamil racist terrorists. SLMM did absolutely zilch for two weeks let alone “talk” to the terrorists and convince them to resist from this depraved, despicable act.

Suffering much injury and death of their colleagues and brothers our valiant defence forces fought a fierce battle and have now just about reached a position to open the sluice gates within days and release the life giving water to civilians. On the other side the LTTE has suffered great losses and humiliation at the hands of the Armed Forces of Sovereign Sri Lanka. No sabre rattling has been heard since of late from the illiterate and illegitimate political commissar wannabe Tamilselvan; in fact I notice that Tamilselvam’s characteristic imbecilic smile had vanished in the most recent photograph taken at a meeting with the Deputy British High Commissioner Ms Lesley Craig in the Wanni (a meeting held by Britain to seek explanations from LTTE kingpins regarding the false pretences on which a permit was secured to hold the Black July celebrations in London Hyde Park on 25 July 2006 contravening British anti-terror laws, according to reliable sources). The Big Hyena may as well have disappeared into the crevices of the earth as far as LTTE is concerned for he is said to be suffering so much from psychopathic schizophrenia, insomnia and depression that he apparently needs a battalion of extra large bosomed women to stifle his constant sobbing. Daya Master who suddenly discovered he has a ‘heart’ made an attempt to do a ‘runner’ from the LTTE on the pretext of a non-existent heart attack which unfortunately for him was foiled due to the over-the-top, over- vigilant, high-security provided free of charge by the (at times clueless) Sri Lankan Government! Apparently there were contacts from the South intending to ‘rescue’ Dayanidi from the Hospital who could not get a claw into the place because of the water-tight security! Having gone back to Wanni with his tail between his legs now Daya Master is blowing the Tiger trumpet no more! Either he can’t or he won’t. Now it’s Daya Mohan! With the latest massive failures in the seas Fat Soosaai is said to be closely watching the shadows behind him and counting his days! In fact the LTTE is now the biggest carnival in town featuring the largest number of clowns- only deadly!

Do you think that just about now the Norwegians will want to rush into the scene with a rescue plan? You do- and I do! And we shall not be far wrong. Solheim has just asked the LTTE nicely to let go of the ‘water control’ urges and sternly advised ‘BOTH’ parties to get back to ‘talking’. In fact Hanssen Bauer has been sent to Sri Lanka to ‘solve’ the water crisis when in fact the Sri Lankan Government alone has solved it- just needing the final touches to seal it off.

Its is quite clear to the whole of Sri Lanka from the kindergartens upwards (barring Jayatilleke, Uyangoda, Perera, Gamlath et al camp) that the Norwegians are not here to rescue the Seruwila farmers, the Sri Lankan Government or the ‘peace’. They are here to rescue the LTTE who are at an all time low- in disarray and making blunder after blunder. Now that the Sri Lankan Forces are about to clear ‘uncleared territory’ the Nordic terror-mongers are here to get the two parties ‘talking’ so that Sri Lankan Government Forces are forced to hand back to the terrorists the cleared territory, and to get the terrorists to release the water rather than the Sri Lankan Government having it released by force thereby redeeming the LTTE Nazis from a total loss of face. This is the plan and I plead with the Sri Lankan Government not to allow this!


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