Water Crisis started two weeks
ago- why is Hansen Bauer rushing in to solve the water crisis
now?
Ramanie de Zoysa
Firstly I appeal to all people to refrain from using the
Tamil bastardisation of the name Mahaweli Oya- the Mavil aru. From time
immemorial this tributary of the Great Mahaweli River has been Mahaweli
Oya. When we appoint Tamils ONLY to the governance mechanisms in so-called
Tamil traditional areas to appease so-called Tamil aspirations
(which is nothing other than to have a mono-ethnic Tamil enclave wherever
they can) our Sinhala archaeological heritage gets excavated and destroyed,
our Sinhala place names get bastardised and the bastardised names are
registered in government documents and our Sinhala history gets systematically
wiped out. This is why we must Die rather than Devolve in
Sri Lanka.
Hanssen Bauer -Why the indecent
haste now?
Coming back to the story, the Tamil racist thugs, the
LTTE, shut down the Mahaweli Oya sluice gates two weeks ago. The 30,000
subsistence farmers have been without drinking water let alone water
for their crops for two weeks now. Not a peep was heard from the SLMM,
Hanssen Bauer or Solheim about the rights or wrongs of the LTTE action
nor was there any humanitarian aid forthcoming from these quarters to
the farming population who were set to starve to death. The Sri Lankan
Government fully backed by the patriotic and civilised sections of the
Nation was alone on its journey almost reaching the sluice gates amidst
deadly attacks from the Tamil racist terrorists. SLMM did absolutely
zilch for two weeks let alone talk to the terrorists and
convince them to resist from this depraved, despicable act.
Suffering much injury and death of their colleagues and brothers our
valiant defence forces fought a fierce battle and have now just about
reached a position to open the sluice gates within days and release
the life giving water to civilians. On the other side the LTTE has suffered
great losses and humiliation at the hands of the Armed Forces of Sovereign
Sri Lanka. No sabre rattling has been heard since of late from the illiterate
and illegitimate political commissar wannabe Tamilselvan; in fact I
notice that Tamilselvams characteristic imbecilic smile had vanished
in the most recent photograph taken at a meeting with the Deputy British
High Commissioner Ms Lesley Craig in the Wanni (a meeting held by Britain
to seek explanations from LTTE kingpins regarding the false pretences
on which a permit was secured to hold the Black July celebrations in
London Hyde Park on 25 July 2006 contravening British anti-terror laws,
according to reliable sources). The Big Hyena may as well have disappeared
into the crevices of the earth as far as LTTE is concerned for he is
said to be suffering so much from psychopathic schizophrenia, insomnia
and depression that he apparently needs a battalion of extra large bosomed
women to stifle his constant sobbing. Daya Master who suddenly discovered
he has a heart made an attempt to do a runner
from the LTTE on the pretext of a non-existent heart attack which unfortunately
for him was foiled due to the over-the-top, over- vigilant, high-security
provided free of charge by the (at times clueless) Sri Lankan Government!
Apparently there were contacts from the South intending to rescue
Dayanidi from the Hospital who could not get a claw into the place because
of the water-tight security! Having gone back to Wanni with his tail
between his legs now Daya Master is blowing the Tiger trumpet no more!
Either he cant or he wont. Now its Daya Mohan! With
the latest massive failures in the seas Fat Soosaai is said to be closely
watching the shadows behind him and counting his days! In fact the LTTE
is now the biggest carnival in town featuring the largest number of
clowns- only deadly!
Do you think that just about now the Norwegians will want to rush into
the scene with a rescue plan? You do- and I do! And we shall not be
far wrong. Solheim has just asked the LTTE nicely to let go of the water
control urges and sternly advised BOTH parties to
get back to talking. In fact Hanssen Bauer has been sent
to Sri Lanka to solve the water crisis when in fact the
Sri Lankan Government alone has solved it- just needing the final touches
to seal it off.
Its is quite clear to the whole of Sri Lanka from the kindergartens
upwards (barring Jayatilleke, Uyangoda, Perera, Gamlath et al camp)
that the Norwegians are not here to rescue the Seruwila farmers, the
Sri Lankan Government or the peace. They are here to rescue
the LTTE who are at an all time low- in disarray and making blunder
after blunder. Now that the Sri Lankan Forces are about to clear uncleared
territory the Nordic terror-mongers are here to get the two parties
talking so that Sri Lankan Government Forces are forced
to hand back to the terrorists the cleared territory, and to get the
terrorists to release the water rather than the Sri Lankan Government
having it released by force thereby redeeming the LTTE Nazis from a
total loss of face. This is the plan and I plead with the Sri Lankan
Government not to allow this!
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