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CARRY ON SB, THE SLEEK AND BEAUTIFUL LADIES OF CINNAMON GARDENS WILL LIKE YOU BETTER THAN THE HEFTY AND DARK RUNNER WHO REFUSED TO RUN AFTER YOU

By Rangajeewa Rajakaruna

One of Sri Lanka’s most opportunist politicians, S. B. Dissanayaka, who built a castle like mansion in his electorate quite fit for a king has not given up his dream to become the king of Sri Lanka when he is now proposing to spend NGO money to capture power in the tottering United National Party.
Dissanayaka, a constant turn coat who migrated to the Sri Lanka Freedom Party from the Communist Party of Sri Lanka and suddenly landed in the extreme right wing United National Party of the “hamus” of the Cinnamon Garden, by his quick migratory patterns tell a telling tale of his personal ambitions.

Not touching his personal wealth in Australia now the man wants to spend dubious funds of the peace NGO’s to become the head of the Colombo 7 party. May be a “devala kapuwa” told him a “pena” that he was destined to become the king. Like J. R. Jayewardene himself he is no respecter of the Supreme Court that makes him utterly qualified to become the leader of the Cinnamon Garden Party.

May be , he should organize some stone pelting parties on the residences of judges, regardless of the fact that he once went to jail for insulting the Supreme Court. After all that’s what his illustrious leader who was called Dharmister by his former party, the Communist Party, did to remain in power.

He can now boast he followed the great Jayewardene traditions even before he became the king , while the Ward Place hamuduruwo did it after crowning himself and becoming a man of limitless power making no law could touch him.

Instead of building anymore castles in the remote hills in the clouds, he could also buy a mansion in Ward Place which could make himself a more likeable “kapu hamu” for the sleek and beautiful UNP ladies, certainly better looking than the hefty and dark working class runner with muscled limbs. He is alleged to have conspired with his former sports officials to lace her urine with banned drugs to disqualify her from running and always run after him.

But fate did not work that way and the dark lady is still running and not after him for her needs, since, we are told, she is madly in love with her husband. Never mind, that you are a shorty, the Colombo 7 ladies would like you better since they would say, “Ane, after all, SB Hamu is following in the footsteps of our great beloved benefactor the Sedawatte Loku Hamuduruwo.” What do they know about the Malabar beginnings of Sedawatte!

Many Peace NGOs are getting their funds from dubious sources. Some say the funds come from intelligence organizations like the CIA itself. Some NGO heads while talking about peace, are secretly and not so secretly allied to the Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam. One head of a peace NGO is a former columnist for a well known LTTE website. So, S. B. is going to obtain his funds from traditional UNP sources. Dissanayaka could make many more insults to the Supreme Court too as enough pressure could be brought on the President to obtain Presidential pardons to get him out of the jail. So, regardless, carry on SB

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